Автор: Sergey S
« : 05 июля 2024, 14:01:23 »Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales!
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Школа-ВУЗ "Современное образование", Россия (РФ), Москва, центр.
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero!
Автор: Sergey S
« : 03 июля 2024, 13:58:15 »Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!
Because they don't have the guts!
Автор: Sergey S
« : 01 июля 2024, 13:16:32 »Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Автор: Sergey S
« : 24 июня 2024, 13:32:05 »Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Автор: Chocolate
« : 21 июня 2024, 12:44:05 »5 short jokes about professions
Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?
Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano!
What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach?
“Freeze. You’re under a vest.”
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe?
Sneak-ers.
Автор: Chocolate
« : 04 июня 2024, 17:56:53 »5 short jokes about nature
What does a storm cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear.
How does an ocean say "Hi"?
It waves!
Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand?
A palm tree!
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What did the lava say to her friend?
“I lava you!”
Автор: Chocolate
« : 23 апреля 2024, 19:10:04 »5 short jokes about school
Why did the dog do so well in school?
It was the teacher’s pet.
Why are fish so smart?
They live at school.
Why do magicians do so well in school?
They are good at trick questions.
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder.
Why did the kid swallow his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Автор: Chocolate
« : 26 марта 2024, 13:41:24 »5 short jokes about animals
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.
Автор: Chocolate
« : 25 марта 2024, 18:54:57 »
Автор: Chocolate
« : 24 марта 2024, 18:24:34 »Some more 5 school jokes for kids
Which letter of the English alphabet has the most water?
The “C.”
What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kindergarden.
Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-a-bet.
Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
Because he kept telling yolks.
Автор: Alexey S
« : 09 марта 2024, 12:59:25 »5 school jokes for kids
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hissstory.
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Автор: Ｅｌｌｙ
« : 04 июля 2023, 11:14:11 » Dentist
- What time did the man go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurt-y.
Автор: Ｅｌｌｙ
« : 04 июля 2023, 11:09:30 »‘Will’
A man went to his lawyer and said, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The lawyer says, “Don’t worry, leave it all to me”. The man looks somewhat upset… “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest slice – but I’d like to leave a little to my children too!”
Автор: Ann
« : 17 мая 2022, 23:25:20 » He Likes Going to School !
Father: And, how do you like going to school, son?
Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between ruins it all.
Автор: DAS
« : 28 апреля 2022, 21:01:27 »
And it should be used! There is too much talk in the world nowadays.
Couldn't agree more! Moreover, silence also speaks louder than words sometimes - it might even express more than if the person tried to explain his/her viewpoint or attitude.